Justin Halpern, better known as @shitmydadsays, tweets out shit his dad says.
Here’s a few of his most recent tweets:
“It’s never the right time to have kids, but it’s always the right time for screwing. God’s not a dumbshit. He knows how it works.”
7:59 PM Nov 30th from web
“Son, no one gives a shit about all the things your cell phone does. You didn’t invent it, you just bought it. Anybody can do that.”
1:40 PM Nov 4th from web
“Just pay the parking ticket. Don’t be so outraged. You’re not a freedom fighter in the civil rights movement. You double parked.”
2:59 PM Oct 18th from web
Word is, CBS is looking to shoot a tv series based on @shitmydadsays.