White Wednesdays: Shit My Dad Says

16 Dec

Justin Halpern, better known as @shitmydadsays, tweets out shit his dad says.

Here’s a few of his most recent tweets:

“It’s never the right time to have kids, but it’s always the right time for screwing. God’s not a dumbshit. He knows how it works.”
7:59 PM Nov 30th from web

“Son, no one gives a shit about all the things your cell phone does. You didn’t invent it, you just bought it. Anybody can do that.”
1:40 PM Nov 4th from web

“Just pay the parking ticket. Don’t be so outraged. You’re not a freedom fighter in the civil rights movement. You double parked.”
2:59 PM Oct 18th from web

Word is, CBS is looking to shoot a tv series based on @shitmydadsays.

thanks HarlemLoves

– dave

One Response to “White Wednesdays: Shit My Dad Says”

  1. Abe December 16, 2009 at 11:25 pm #

    That dude is fuckin’ HILARIOUS!!!! If they really make a show about it, I hope they don’t fuck it up

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