Funniest one yet in my opinion. Let’s take a look at the highlights:
5. Jets – Last Sunday’s game against the Saints was the equivalent of Sanchez’s performance in Medellín. Let’s hope Mark has more of a Queens Boulevard performance, next week.
19. Cardinals – After a lackluster first quarter to the season, Kurt Warner set up a conference call with Satan during his bye week to “get on the same page.” With his soul already sold, I dunno what else he had to bargain wi—oh, God no. I just remembered, Kurt has like seven kids.
25. Raiders – Here’s a fun exercise, once the NBA season starts: substitute JaMarcus’ completions/attempts for the shooting lines of a nigga like Ben Gordon or Mike Bibby and I bet you won’t be able to tell the difference.
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