Fiya Starter’s 2009 NFL Preview and Fantasy Advice

10 Sep

The NFL kicks off tonight, and the hilarious cats over at FiyaStarter have just dropped their 2009 NFL Power Rankings and if you’ve ever seen the site or their work in Complex Magazine, you know you’re getting more than just Xs and Os.

On the Green Bay Packers:

It’s sad that despite his continued maturation and clear superiority to Alex Smith, nothing Aaron Rodgers does will matter if he doesn’t beat the Wrangler spokes model up in Minnesota, but then again he’s a millionaire, so whatever, his problem.

Their 12 Fantasy Football Rules for Black People is also comedic gold:

Step: 10: Don’t take a black QB. Um, sorry. I ain’t even gonna explain it. Just remember I said don’t do it.

*Looks at McNabb on fantasy football team…*

Are you ready for some football!?

– Aaron

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